oh just lyk me

1. i watch a scary movie, i'm perfectly fine. then i go to bed and remember EVERY single scary moment in the movie. asdfghjkl :$
2. when the teacher stops talking, i look up to make sure i'm not in trouble.
3. after i turned off the lights in the living room, i sprint to my room before the murderer hiding in that dark corner kills me.
4. dear Google, thank you so much for helping me with my homework. sincerely, busy teenager living their life.
5. i can always remember songs easily... if only rappers and singers made songs for my school work. life would be a little easier.
6. i always think that liking your own status on Facebook.. is like high-fiving yourself in public -_-
7. when someone asks me to get someone, i just scream their name.
8. i always feel stupid when i say "what?" a thousand times because i can't hear :/
9. "OMG, stop talking while i'm texting!" "why?" "because i'll end up typing what you say!"
10. i hate it when i get comfy in my bed and realize i forgot to do something